Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are easy to annoy,
and have the root password.

`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".'
        - Linus Torvalds

The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start
making vacuum cleaners.

Windows 98: n.
   useless extension to a minor patch release for 32-bit extensions and a
   graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally
   coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't
   stand for 1 bit of competition.

Computers are like airconditioners:
They stop working properly if you open windows.

It is called "windows", because it is a real pane!

My Windows unders~1 long filena~1, and yours?

C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; C:\ME\FDISK; /usr/src/linux

Win'95 found ! Press any key to fix this error ...

No,no! Windows isn't a virus! Viruses usually do something!

Intel inside is not a trademark - it's a WARNING!

A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.