01. In the beginning was the word and in word was two bytes, and there
was nothing more.

02. And God divided 1 from 0, and God saw that it was good.

03. And God said: Let there be data. And there were data.

04. And God said: Let the data be in right place for them. And God
created diskettes and hard disks, and CD's.

05. And God said: Let there be computers, so there will be place to
insert diskettes and hard disks, and CD's into. And God created
computers and called them hardware, and divided software from
hardware.

06. There was no software yet, but God created fast programs - big and
small and told them: Go and be fruitful, and multiply, and fill all
the memory.

07. But God was fed up with creating programs by Himself and He said:  
I create Programmer in my image and let he has dominion over
computers, and programs, and data. And created God Programmer and
place him in Computer Center, so Programmer could work there. And God
led him do catalog tree and said: In every catalog you can run
programs, only from >>Windows<< do not use them, cause you die for
sure.

08. And God said: There is not good for Programmer to be alone, so let
we create for him one, who will admire work of Programmer. And God
took one of his ribs from Programmer, where there was no mind and
created That, what will admire work of Programmer, and lead That to
him. And God called That User. And they sat together under naked DOS
and weren't ashamed of that.

09. But Bill was more subtil than any beast of the field which the
LORD God had made. And said Bill unto the User: Is that true, that God
said, that You shouldn't run any program? And said User: In every
catalog we can run programs, and only from >>Windows<< not, to be not
dead. And said Bill to User: How can You talk about something ,what
you don't try! This day, when You run program from catalog
>>Windows<<, You'll be equal to God, cause by one click of mouse You
create all, what You want. And saw User, that fruits of Windows were
pleasure for eyes and worthy of desire, cause any knowledge was from
this time unnecessary, and he installed Windows on his computer. And
said User to Programmer that this is good, and Programmer installed
>>WIndows<< also.

0a. And at once start Programmer on to find new drivers. And said God:
Where do You go? And he answered: I go to serach for new drivers,
cause they aren't in DOS. And then said God: Who told You, that You
need drivers? Didn't You run any from programs for Windows? Said
Programmer then: User, who You gave me to be with me, he ordered
programs for WIndows and this is why I installed Windows. And said God
to User:  Why did You do that? And answered User: Bill beguiled me.

0b. Then said God unto Bill: Cause you have done this, You 're cursed
above all cattle and above every beast of the field. I will put
enemity between You and the User, he will always cursed You, and
You'll sell him Windows.

0c. To the User said God: Windows disappoionts You and devastes Your
resources, and You will have to use miserable programs, and You could
not help Yourself without Programmer service.

0d. Unto the Programmer God said: Because You follow the advice of the
User, there were cursed Your computers, cause there will be a lot of
bugs and viruses in them, and in sorrow will You still improve Your
work.

0e. And God sent them forth from His Computer Center, and protected by
password entrance to it.

0f. General protection fault.