http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/03/15/1744208&threshold=1#main-articles "INSERT INTO Door (Keyhole) VALUES ('KEY') WHERE Door.Locked = 1" "UPDATE Monster SET Monster.Dead = 1" "INSERT INTO Inventory (SELECT Loots FROM Monster WHERE Monster.IsDead = 1)" "UPDATE Princess SET Princess.Saved = 1" I win! That means... "SELECT Baby FROM Hero INNER JOIN Princess"